The Coining of Phrases

So I think I'm giong to have new business cards printed up for me. On them they will read:

The Pondering Dragon
-Artist-
-Animator-
-Breakfast Philosopher-
-Drama Surgeon-
Rates are as cheap as a cup of coffee
Food always welcome

I also think I'm going to print up some coupons:

The Pondering Dragon: Drama Surgeon
Buy me 2 Dinners, get 1 Free!!!

Basicly I'm trying to coin the phrase "Drama Surgeon", if you haven't caught on yet. The same way I did with "Breakfast Philosophy".

And if Drama Surgeon has already been coined, I just please ask you not to piss on my parade. I made it up, if it existed before it's not my fault.

I did the same thing with Zeno's philosophies back in high school.

But for now I'm going to crash into that comatose state I promised myself earlier.
Drop a line and tell me what you think.